The most fragile ego? There’s not someone you can think of with an even more fragile car of man baby syndrome?

Get a cat, then the decision will be made for you

FiNd A rEaSoN

I didn’t realise that these were before and after pics to begin with and was thinking “OP is being a bit harsh on some of these”

OMG, please upload this to the Wikipedia page for mar-a-lago face

Reminds me of my grandmother’s famous cry… in waking up at random times during a movie or TV show

"is he dead yet? "

Someone ask Grok what his shoe size is

Doing a Sarah Palin?

Akakakakakak

teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men

Ftfy

Pineapple on pizza

Always has been

What, do you think I’m going to put that in my MOUTH???!!

Always has been

I just fucking KNEW that some nerd would turn up and explain that to me.

Ta.

You mean cheap and it’s always sunny?

I skipped a word in that title and read

Stop using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told

Which i prefer, honestly