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  • borkborkbork@piefed.socialtoWikipedia@lemmy.worldLadins
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    2 days ago

    the entire first paragraph seems like a series of setups for an immense, multi-layered dad joke.

    oh the latin Ladins ? from ladville?

    neighbors of the badians? near living-alone-go?

    they speak something in swiss romansch, it’s froolian but still quite romanschic…













  • You always knew houses with smokers and without. Hit you walking in the door and put a sepia tint on reality - walls, popcorn ceiling, all kinds of shit. But what kids today will never know:

    Plastic covered furniture. People covered their couches and easy chairs with plastic. it was wild.

    Google it, people had fitted plastic covers made for all their furniture. I don’t know if anyone ever took the covers off “oh the pope is coming over let’s go all out” attitude but it was a distinct thing.


  • the smell of all those pelts would gag an asteroid maggot.

    nah, it’s all ‘recovered’ imperial hardware - fuck they had AT-ATs and AT-STs all over the place, bet some some of the power modules or turbolasers could fetch some credits. and you have a ready, motivated recovery crew with the ewoks.

    but get it quick, the remnants of that space station are going to deorbit rapidly and uh, sorry endor-ians, war is hell and all




  • you gotta use the translator:

    “The IRS wrongly allowed a rogue, politically-motivated employee to leak private and confidential information about President Trump, his family, and the Trump Organization to the New York Times, ProPublica and other left-wing news outlets, which was then illegally released to millions of people,” a Trump spokesperson said in a statement.

    “The IRS employee exposed factual, damning information about President Trump, his family, and the Trump Organization to the New York Times, ProPublica and other left-wing news outlets, which was then obviously released to millions of people,” a rational person should take from that statement.