Now, now, I know its human costume is not perfect yet, but just don’t look into its eyes and you should be OK.

Mario Kart Wii is very cool, it has some of the best tracks and very fun physics. And I know it’s been a bit of joke online, but the wheel style motion controls were actually fine too.

Though I understand why they toned down the tricks and nerfed bikes in 7 and 8. They were fun, but a bit much.

Wasting meta’s resources on a deserted wasteland absolutely nobody wants or cares about? I think I don’t mind that actually.