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This was way more effort than I wanted it to be…

They banned plastic grocery bags in my state to cut down on plastic waste… Now I have to buy more plastic “trash” bags to throw away…

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And even that’s bullshit, his approval rating dropped to 34% last term. These guys can’t even look up a Gallup poll on Wikipedia…

“Son of God? The Pharises hate this one trick…”

Because white people wouldn’t follow an olive skinned, middle eastern Jew into a supermarket let alone into the gates of heaven…

Hell, nowadays we’d either have him committed or deported…

Well that was rude… They just want to know how to die their hair! Reported…

Yeah, so there is not really a megalomania disorder in the DSM. The DSM categorizes both narcisism and megalomania as facets of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Meaning he can have both. Megalomania is characterized by an obsession with power, the need to control and manipulate others, and delusions of grandeur. Narcisism is characterized by a lack of empathy, overinflated sense of self importance, and a need for admiration. He clearly exhibits all of those traits.

In fact, while we’re at it, throw in antisocial personality disorder in there as well, deceitfulness, lack of regard for social norms, and impulsivity.

According to several sites, on average, there’s about 8 gallons of urine in your average in-ground swimming pool or 2 gallons in your typical above-ground pool.

Luckily urine is 95% water and chlorine and filtration removes the rest.

I think it’s time we stop assuming this is just simply stupidity. He’s an entertainer who’s made his public career by being a meme while at the same time being a conman. He’s been effectively toeing the line between joke and conman for decades and knows that if he plays dumb and schmoozes enough, he can do whatever he wants. We’re talking about a guy who successfully turned “You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy.” into “it’s just locker talk between guys.” a close relationship with a known human trafficker and pedofile into “he’s a terrific guy,” and proceeded to walk away from a rape case and 34 felony convictions with no penalty.

Time and time again he’s shown exactly the kind of guy he really is, and it isn’t just a bumbling idiot. It’s a career criminal who knows exactly what he’s doing and how to be smooth enough to get away scot-free. Why would this be any different? Just because it’s on a grand scale?

This isn’t even a subtle attempt to destabilize the world market, and yet so many people are just like

“He looks like a living band-aid.”

If he’s fit, I’m a fucking olympian astronaut…

“That is, however, not exactly honest…”

Stop with the fucking doublespeak and have some god damned integrity. The word is “lie” the administration “lied.”

Welcome to the age of thought crimes and witch hunts… If you haven’t, learn your doublespeak now.

At least we’ll all have company…

Just wait til you’re in your 40s…