Captain Janeway

He’s an Oblivion vampire. He can only go into the sunlight after a feeding.

If they keep stacking em, I’ll keep packin, em.

The only thing I want AI (on my phone) to do is limit my notifications and make calendar events for me. I don’t want to ask questions. I don’t want to start conversations.

I want to open my phone and have 1 summary notification of things I received and things to do. I want the spammy ones to just be auto filtered because I never click on them.

I’d also love if I could choose when to manage all of these notifications with my AI assistant. The only back and forth I’d like is around scheduling if I need to make changes.

He fucked up. But it’s also kinda funny.