I wonder if there’s ever been a Sci-fi story where the aliens infiltrate the native’s governments and make them function so shittily that by the time the alien civilization arrives in numbers the natives long for a takeover.

You know, it makes sense they call it a liver because you’re gonna have a tough time livering without it.

Why is my skin turning yellow?

He’s probably a few minutes away from finding out that not all of him made the trip.

I disagree. Elon can surround himself with people who will simp for his money, but I’ve never seen him work a crowd or charm people.

Trump clearly has a kind of charisma that appeals to mostly shitty people. Elon and Vance don’t appeal to anyone.

So this is what negative charisma looks like

My niece and nephew have been super into Pokémon lately, and they asked what my favorite was. I didn’t even need to think about it before saying Snorlax. I’d never have picked him prior to my 20s.

Correct: We blame democrats for ignoring their own constituents and embracing the status quo and therefore being able to lose to a stupid dipshit like Trump. The truth hurts, sometimes.

If Democrats were capable of that sort of backbone, Donald Trump would never have become president. At least, not for a second term.

Add bloodthirsty heads of state to the list, too.

The department argued that Bondi was subpoenaed in her official role as attorney general

That’s just a blatant fucking lie. The subpoena was for Pam Bondi by name.

If you manage to travel back in time, don’t invest in bitcoin, invest in fell for it again awards.

Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.

Thanks.

That means a lot.

Showing us that attempting to bomb a civilian population into submission doesn’t work. The only people who think it will work this time do it on the premise that “those people” are fundamentally weaker. You know - racists.

You did push the Up arrow right? I know it’s counterintuitive, but that’s the way to go.

The desire to be far away from earth got to me.

When you reach age 900, they should just let you do whatever drugs you want.

*Epstein tendies

Ewww, never mind