He’s pacing in his lab all “no one understands my genius” and wildly cackling and then everyone’s like “damn doc this works to restore sight even when somone had super damaged corneas and it’s way less likely to get rejected! you’re a genius!” so then he has to go on to like be a major figure in his field instead of figuring out how to make fingers with teeth or whatever else he had planned.
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https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0039625722000054
this sorta goes into the ideas behind corneal implants in general, and why people would think using parts of your own body is a good idea, but i want to know what he was doing when he first thought “why not teeth?”
Apparently this surgery has been done since the 60’s!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis
celeste@kbin.earthto Games@lemmy.world•Final Fantasy X programmer doesn’t get why devs want to replicate low-poly PS1 era games. “We worked so hard to avoid warping, but now they say it’s charming” - AUTOMATON WEST11·7 days agoI was hoping someone would post this quote. It’s exactly it.
celeste@kbin.earthto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Nebraska father in limbo after daughter’s name incorrectly listed as 'Unakite Thirteen Hotel'69·8 days agoHe’s currently not working due to a heart problem and was denied Medicaid and other services for Caroline because he could not provide a Social Security number for her. A simple check-up for Caroline at the pediatrician’s office recently cost Kilburn about $700, he said, making him hesitant about going to other doctor’s visits.
This would be just something annoying for this dude if it wasn’t for the broken ass system we live in.
celeste@kbin.earthto politics @lemmy.world•Texas becomes seventh state to ban lab-grown meat: The new law establishes civil and criminal penalties for selling the product.14·11 days agoIs there any legit reason to be against lab grown meat?
celeste@kbin.earthto politics @lemmy.world•Chris Cuomo mocked for response after deepfake AOC video58·11 days agoHe’s basically like “when you think about it, isn’t it her fault i fell for a deepfake?” nah, man.
celeste@kbin.earthto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Mushroom murderer tried to kill husband with pasta, cookies and curry, court was told30·11 days agoIt sounds like at first he thought he had a food allergy or something. It’s tough to blame a dude who’s been in a coma for not having all his mental faculties and puzzling out he’s a victim of attempted murder.
i wonder if it bothers her that her primary victim got away, or if she’s satisfied that she fucked him up forever by killing a bunch of his relatives.
celeste@kbin.earthto Games@lemmy.world•Peak devs would rather you pirate their game than play a sloppy ripoff18·13 days agoscrolled past this a couple times thinking it was an opinion column about how the ideal dev behavior is approving of people pirating their games. finally remembered the game name.
anyway peak devs are peak.
celeste@kbin.earthto Games@lemmy.world•Humble Choice this month contains Persona 5 Royal, My Time at Sandrock, Lil Gator Game, more3·13 days agoMy time at sandrock is a game i have a ludicrous amount of hours in.
celeste@kbin.earthto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hiker triggers rescue after singing Nickelback in the woods - Dexerto49·15 days agoCOSAR praised the hikers for reporting the sound and reminded the public that their services are always free, even suggesting the money saved could “be spent on singling lessons.”
Damn!
celeste@kbin.earthto politics @lemmy.world•DHS is urging DACA recipients to self-deport33·21 days agoYou try to do everything right, but in this administration, that just means there’s a record of you they can use to make you suffer.
celeste@kbin.earthto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Verge taste tests battery-flavored tortilla chips5·25 days agoThere’s a line where I wouldn’t want to taste a weird flavor, and this article made me realize battery doesn’t cross it. Life is a never-ending series of personal discoveries.
celeste@kbin.earthto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Verge taste tests battery-flavored tortilla chips3·25 days agoit sucks that i’m curious
celeste@kbin.earthto politics @lemmy.world•Trump ‘clearly furious’ that summer victory tour has been swallowed by Epstein saga1·26 days agodeleted by creator
celeste@kbin.earthto politics @lemmy.world•Trump fan dismisses Epstein files because it's 'human nature' to molest kids16·28 days agoSo she was abused and dealt with it by deciding it was inevitable and everyone does it. What a terrible way of seeing other people.
celeste@kbin.earthto politics @lemmy.world•RANT: MAGA is imploding. Stop turning defectors away.1·1 month agodeleted by creator
celeste@kbin.earthto Games@lemmy.world•Steam is cracking down on porn games, to keep Payment Processors happy.29·1 month agoIf a game exists, a person made it and that person exists because someone had sex. It’s disgusting how people pay to play that sort of filth.
celeste@kbin.earthto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Experiment finds yoghurt can lower house temperature7·1 month agoI like the idea of low cost ways to prevent heat from getting in, but…
this guy gets a burn cooking and he’s like “must’ve been because of my enormous penis” trips on the stairs “dick got caught in the spindles it’s so big” gets sleep apnea “my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I’m sleeping”