One hundred billion dollars worth of GPUs (and all the RAM they can hoard) hard at work, ladies and gentlemen. Of course Slopya Nadella needs more data centers.

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People keep forgetting that “the cloud” is just someone else’s computer. You don’t want to pay for in-house experts to support your IT infrastructure? Welp, being locked out by a vendor is a side effect of that.

This guy phones!

Can the rest of us get frozen in carbonite or take a trip forward in a TARDIS to where this has already happened?

Good to know we can all now pirate ALL of Meta’s shit under the fair use excuse and they won’t mind. Right?

Want to attend the Trump Gaza Resort instead, comrade?

If you think Trump will do anything but prop up Netenyahu even more, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.