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Cake day: January 4th, 2024

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  • The actual story of the money changers is worse than most people know.

    See, as part of their religious observance, the ancient Hebrews made a pilgrimage to the Temple. This was a mandatory part of their faith, much like the Hajj is for modern Muslims.

    Those who were too poor to bring their own sacrifice could buy one at the Temple, but the Temple didn’t take the coin of the realm (the Roman coins), they only accepted Shekels.

    So, the Money Changers. They set up in the Temple itself and were fleecing pilgrims of all their money.

    In comes Jesus, who flipped tables and broke out the whip, and less than a week later he was crucified.

    And this is the only part of the bible that I believe is 100% historically accurate. A peace loving Rabbi threw a fit over the Money Changers and was crucified for it.







  • Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

    Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

    That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

    Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.




  • A bucket list is usually “a list of things to do before you die” i.e. kick the bucket.

    I can see how your use is correct, but it also doesn’t feel right, which is 90% of language.

    To my ear, saying that Futurama is simply “on the list” just sounds better.

    Another option would be saying that the show is in your backlog.

    But, use bucket list enough, and sooner or later that will sound correct. Because that’s also how language works.







  • Very little in life is staged. I’ve worked in a theatre, with professional actors, and it still takes weeks of work to pull off a play.

    This also includes some improv work.

    So the very first thing you have to acknowledge is that Trump would never do the work needed to pull off anything staged. He can read (sort of) a speech written by someone else, but the smarmy bastard cannot act to save his life.

    The next thing here, Crooks was using live rounds. And killed a guy behind Trump. Trump would never allow his own life to be put at risk.

    And third, Crooks was a notoriously bad shot. He was kicked out of his highschool gun club over it and some safety violations.

    The kid was a mass shooter in waiting who just so happened to come across an opportunity to shoot a former president. And he blew it, just one more failure to add to the pile that was his life.