That’s what dihydrogen monoxide poisoning does to average IQs.
Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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…are non-US peanut butters less viscous?
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•I prompt injected my CONTRIBUTING.md – 50% of PRs are botsEnglish
26·8 days agoReminds me of the old trick on HTML forms where you use CSS to make one of the form fields invisible to humans and reject any submission that filled in that field.
E099: PROGRAMMER IS OVERLY POLITE
You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.English
4·25 days agoI sold gmail invitations on ebay.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?English
3·29 days agoMan it sure is crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Developer claims to have built an autonomous AI system that can earn money, pay for its own computing, improve its tools, and even copy itself without human approvalEnglish
2·1 month agoThe problem is that an AI built to maximize paperclips might conclude that converting the planet to paperclips is an acceptable cost of maximizing paperclip production. It might understand why humans think it’s bad to convert the planet, but disagree. It would need to be explicitly programmed to prioritize human life over paperclips.
otherwise we would just switch it off
If it were super-intelligent, it could probably trick us into leaving it turned on.
What, am I meeting the Pope or something?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Developer claims to have built an autonomous AI system that can earn money, pay for its own computing, improve its tools, and even copy itself without human approvalEnglish
5·1 month agoA paperclip maximizer driven by self-preservation? What could possiblie go wrong?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Marjorie Taylor Greene Drops Bombshell: Trump ‘Fought the Hardest’ to Bury Epstein Files, Warns MAGA It Was No HoaxEnglish
2·1 month agoPirate King: HE DID?!? … oh… oh, yes so he did… I was there.
Who grades the test? Who judges the competition?
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politics @lemmy.world•Ailing Mitch McConnell, 83, HospitalizedEnglish
2·2 months agoYes
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•There is a movement to rename Halley's Comet to Eilmer's Comet as monk Eilmer of Malmesbury was the first to identify the returning comet.English
31·2 months agoHalley is the one who predicted its return mathematically. I’d say that’s more significant than seeing it twice in one lifetime and supposing that it’s the same comet.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If you call someone rediculous it means they were already diculousEnglish
8·2 months agoNo, it’s “re” like the subject of an email. “Re: diculous”
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Without vowels there'd be no singingEnglish
10·2 months ago30 years ago my music teacher told me that in Chinese-language singing it’s the consonants that are sustained.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Linux, Crossfit, and Veganism tooEnglish
7·2 months agoThe modlog says for being a bot.
The problem is that you’re using Windows 95.




You should cut diagonally. If it makes a sandwich better, imagine what it can do for a novel.