Carthago delenda est!
Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway
The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto RetroGaming@lemmy.world•What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today?English1·1 month agoI’ve still got my Nintendo 64, and I sometimes boot up Goldeneye for old time’s sake.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•How do I save an entire website?English13·1 month agoTry HTTrack: https://www.httrack.com/
How did you post a empty comment?
Terrible technique. Everyone knows it’s left hands only.
Please drink a verification can to continue
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto politics @lemmy.world•FEMA staff confused after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources sayEnglish6·2 months agoBrownie, you’re doing a heckuva job
We are Linux. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your hard drive will be reformatted to service us. Resistance is futile.
Generally it will work on any mortal except dwarves.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Games@lemmy.world•What games are just objective masterpieces?English7·2 months agoLeft4Dead2 (also L4D1)
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's play this game againEnglish65·2 months agoYou fart continuously while using it.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto politics @lemmy.world•Resolution introduced in Iowa Senate to end same-sex marriageEnglish8·3 months agoThat’s not how you petition the Supreme Court.
Yet another Republican “patriot” who flunked civics 101.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through AI videoEnglish102·3 months agoThe trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.
The hands are too big.
Arguably, that’s what happened. The three estates (noble/clergy/commoner) were summoned by the king to an Estates General to discuss political changes, which led to the establishment of revolutionary government.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I could get that for you, but I won't.English23·4 months agoI have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies