Sub’s knob bonks bus.

Emily’s sassy lime.

Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.

All these and more live rent free in my head thanks to this book…. https://openlibrary.org/books/OL24377378M/Go_hang_a_salami!_I’m_a_lasagna_hog!

Was this the story that he was using some sort of inserted sex toy to get info? I don’t follow chess but that’s obviously a very memorable headline. What was the follow up story, that it was just blatantly untrue?

This makes a lot of the plot in Avowed take on a very different tone.