Crakila

numbers go brrrr.

Boooo throws rocks

We have had a Potato masher since the 80s. It has been with us in over 5 house moves. The paint on the handle has been slowly wearing out with each use but we still use it twice a week!

He is already sick of the bullshit happening at work. Roll on Friday 5pm.

Maybe I should sell my dotfiles? 🤔

Impressive peen, sir/madam.

you can bet it’s exported somewhere else

Yeah, as an attachment on a forum accessible via Tor ;) Great backup system, just costs quite a bit to get it back though.

It is if you read it in his ‘voice’

Oh lol. It must have been because their firebase tokens were exposed and people were able to get around the waitlist/payment and sign up for an account.

Take a look: https://x.com/Patrosi73/status/2093079851393524087 (I would link to Xcancel/Nitter… but space karen decided to wig out)

• Cash grab on an old name and hoping people pony up the $20 to join it.
• Not using ActivityPub or ATProto.

Yeah, it’s already DOA.

If anyone is serious about creating a new centralised social network these days, they have already lost.

That damn unicorn from Peggle.

Melt a big knob of butter in the middle of all of them and inject it my veins. drool

kate when I am using GUI and vim when I am using CLI.

I only open the microwave 1 second early because I always wanted to be a bomb defuser… except I don’t need to type 7355608 (iykyk)

I can recall a time when I told off for NOT taking holidays and that the company had introduced a policy to ideally take some time off before April, before August and before December.

Most people banked them for Christmastime, but then there was too many people off during the holidays (It was a service provider so it was open 362 days (25/12, 26/12, 1/1 were the only days the business shut except for on-call))

And of course, the longer your tenure, the more days off that you had. Anything that we didn’t use in the year would need to be taken within January of the next or you simply lose them.