How’s his cognitive dissonance holding up?

Give Arctic a try. Just a little bit smoother and some great customisation options.

Arctic on iOS Closest to Apollo that I’ve found.

Have you tried Arctic?

I think my uncle knew it. He said it was dead.

Just archive it and take up farming.

Also if OP was British, they’d have put ‘beans on toast’. What they put makes me feel a bit uncomfortable.