Christ. I’m not.

If I were and the marketing director came to me with the opportunity to grow our brand equity with an $x million logo redesign, I’d offer them the opportunity to tender their resignation effective immediately.

Given how most executives operate, I’m obviously not executive material.

it’s the USA shitting in its own pants

Ah yes, because what was wrong with Google was their logo was old.

Look we fixed it, everything is better now.

mastered the art of doublethink

It’s just this.

You get books like that for voluminous stuff like parliament debate transcripts for an entire parliamentary term.

They’re generally one-off or only a handful printed and kept as archival records.

Almost noone would ever need the physical book, it exists as a physical tome to cite/reference.

Submitting job applications to ICE.

Male?

They fired the person who said 12%

Not how heat works.

If you’re trying to heat your home, every electronic device becomes 100% efficient. All its “waste” heat becomes wanted heat. That it might only be 40W of heat is not the point.

Not in winter it won’t.

I say “good luck”.

'Cause it is entirely up to luck whether any given driver kills you today.

Sub-etha steam-o-matic.

Magic steam.

Do more with less.

In good times and bad.

OMG I just got it.

A society requires some minimum level of foreskin to avoid sliding into facism.

I had to check that I was thinking of the same actor who was in Mean Girls.

That’s… her face now?

Trunk based dev is GOAT.

Ledger.

I fought GNUCash bitterly for years, then found Ledger, and now have glorious text file accounts. I can source control them with git. I can edit them with IntelliJ because an IDE is an awesome text editor.

We’ve got a word for that: faith.