Newness is always exciting, but ongoing friendship requires common ground.

That was after a visit from Madame Guinan.

Said another way, the company that broke production just hired the guy who ran the backend of Pandora Radio for 10 years and not once did he make headlines for an outage.

$1.8M is pretty small as golden parachutes go. Was probably the smallest amount allowed under his employment contract which avoids a lawsuit.

Luns: I fokk (breed) horses

Kennedy: Pardon?

Luns: Yes, paarden (horses)

Ah, that time when my job required me to write an executable scanner, and all the AVs got jealous I was honing in on their turf.

AV running in kernel mode charges its CPU cycles to the process being monitored, instead of the AV doing the monitoring.

I got a whole bunch of “your program is slow” support tickets which were resolved by telling the client to follow the AV exclusion instructions.

Here’s hoping it matures enough for desktop use by the time my Win10 desktop is EOL.

And spawned an even longer shit fit.

Some people just want to be offended and we should simply let them.

This meme is old enough to drink.