I don’t blame them. I hate working out but I do it anyway. Also I love junk food. What am I really doing

Relatable. I answered a phone call about work and then when I hung up I started hyperventilating and then had to put my head down for a few minutes. Rest of the day was chillin.

“Wanna see me shotgun this?”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FQDad31iu2o

I actually was in a corner store somewhere last year and “Deez Nuts” were being sold as a real brand.

Oh yeah, I definitely “forgot” it accidentally

I saw something similar on my way to work. Some pedestrian was trying to jaywalk across a busy, high speed road. A car stopped in the middle of the road to “be polite” and help them cross. What the car and pedestrian couldn’t see was that an additional car in the next lane was going very fast and did not have visibility of the pedestrian. Their view of the pedestrian was blocked by the stopped car. And the pedestrian’s view of the fast moving car was also blocked by their position at the stopped car.

The pedestrian crossed the whole way of the road, but came maybe a foot away from being hit by the fast car. I was afraid I was about to watch someone die.

Don’t stop for people at odd places in the road unless it’s an emergency. Sometimes “being polite” for someone is actually dangerous.

Edit: I will say that there is still partial fault with ALL parties involved. If you are driving the speed limit and see a car suddenly stopped ahead in the road, slow down. You don’t know why they are stopped and there might be something in the road. But both the pedestrian and the stopped car should have done things differently.

I always have. The PS2 only fits 2 cards. Did you only ever have 2 cards? If you had more than 2 then where did you put the rest?

What the fuck?? How common is this because it is literally me??? I apologize so much and a lot of people don’t know what the fuck I’m apologizing for. Basically I’m apologizing for existing.

I have a good job too! I mean, every job will have its issues, even good ones (mine is mostly with my supervisor), but the unicorns do exist!

I didn’t realize that was possible

I love this

You’d think that every place should do this, but for whatever reason a lot of them do weird shit like in the OP. Not sure why that is. Maybe they are afraid of the characters running too long or something like that for people with long names?

Edit: Wow just reading through some of the real generated emails in this post is wild lol!!

Legalize robosexual marriage!!

I don’t. Honestly no one should respect me.

Personally, I attached a lawnmower to the front of my murder machine so I can more easily shred my victims. Would recommend.

Truly a shitpost

Found it in the wild? Why does it look like AI? Is there some sort of funky post processing happening?

Is that an obvious plant logo lol

Wow…I played that way too fucking long lol. Then my phone screen froze and I figured it was time to stop playing.

Edit: I opened up my laptop to play and it seemed like it was begging for death from all the things on the screen lol. Was fun, though!

I’m not really sure where a not strict abusive parent fits.