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What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

[poops on ur chest]

Like the vast majority of Cubans living in the U.S., he fully supports Trump. “If I could vote, I would have voted for Trump,” he says. “He’s the strongest president when it comes to Cuba.”

And as always, enjoy thoroughly the life you voted for. Don’t let the door hit ya where your good lord split ya.

🤡💃🪩🕺🤡

Kid in the frame raising his right arm, impostor on the ground raising his left. Hmmm.

RIP degenerate waterfreak shoulda drank Brawndo like a real person

The only thing Vance bashes is his flaccid penis into the folds of the nearest couch that some idiot was stupid enough to allow him to be near unsupervised.

All these legitimately helpful fucking comments and no one’s pointing out that you can easily fix the problem by placing the smartphone in microwave and nuke it for a minute on high* to get your phone up to 80% charge.

*^Charging times dependent on microwave power output and your zodiac sign. Lower wattages may result in tastier special brownies. If unsure, please consult your primary care phrenologist.^

Cons are the stupidest fucks this side of alpha fucking centauri.

Well excuse me while I kiss this guy.

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To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn’t have too much to say

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip

I mean, what are we supped to do, just walk/run? Boring.

You could make a cool little Mitsubishi-like symbol/design with them

Liverpooljumps

Found an interesting snopes article about that.

I confirm that I am that young.

Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

I’m definitely old enough to remember defragging the hdd.

So it’s an idiot modem.