No this is an ai

Not weed if you can make mojitos with it

Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I’ve heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark ‘ostrich-fucker’ Zuckerberg!

* legitimate telemetry data

Duh. If he’s in debt, he just needs to buy more iPhones to resell them at a lower value. This is not hard to understand.

Or better still, create a network of resellers who would buy iPhones in exchange for recruiting additional iPhone resellers (imagine a pyramid). The growth potential is almost infinite!

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

Hmmm

Physicists shaking their heads…

If you poop at the rear, the third law of motion indicates that you will help push the boat forward. If you poop at the front it is counterproductive.

Thanks. Yes I get it. I am projecting too much of my own experience here.

Yeah fair enough really. Again I don’t know what’s going in everyone’s life so I shouldn’t judge.

But really everyone’s a weakling these days, except me of course. I’m very tough (I drive a cybertruck)

Pfft. When I was young, I had to walk to TWO schools while carrying TWO heavy backpacks. The bus wasn’t free because buses were still feral vehicles that tried to kill us on our way to school.

I’m moderately flabbergasted that you’d consider anything other than walking for that kind of distance.

But I don’t know the particulars here so maybe I should have kept my thought for myself.

1 mile

take the bus

This is a complete fiction, right?

2nazi4me

I knew a girl

Waaaa? 🤯

a girl

WTAF

girl

Is this real guys?

Same for France

With this method, I manage to get 14-fingered hands reliably. After that, the results get worse. 15-fingered hands work about 50% of the time. Asking for more fingers usually results in the summoning of a demon octopus, which is annoying to get rid of.

The nurseries and childcare facilities I work with are not thrilled but I love my job.

Not sure where I fall into this chart.

I can tell you. You’re in the shit distro+shit browser part of the chart. Terrible choices. Not like my distribution which is so good. With a very good browser.

No I haven’t read what your distro is. Nor your browser. Irrelevant.

My distro? You wouldn’t know it. Very niche. But very good. Maybe the same as yours, but not the shit one. The good one.

Am I a moron? Sure. A moron with a good distro. (It’s ubuntu+chrome, if you know it)

- Immanuel Kant, Critic of the political compass shitposts

20 × 16 × 10 = 32000 is definitely in the supershenanigans domain