I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”

“Dan Quayle: the best reason not to assassinate George Bush” - Ice-T

I can’t even read this shit anymore. I’m almost more furious with the Democrats than the republicans at this point. Every single nominee should have been a knock-down, drag-out fight. We’d be better off with an empty cabinet than the array of lickspittles and lunatics in there now.

It’s really bad when Tulsi Gabbard is one of the only trustworthy people in the administration.

I don’t want to be “pretty,” I want to be devastatingly handsome. I want to be actaeonizingly beautiful to all genders.

This headline is garbage. You could put just about any Fortune 500 company’s name in there and the headline would still be accurate.

And then you get to a point where you look at that and think “clever but I’m sure it’s fucked up in some way that isn’t immediately obvious.”

Nah, Thanos was moderately competent.

IIRC, vista got hate because to run it a massive number of users would have to…upgrade…their…hardware.

He’s been like this for a decade. Newsom is a gutless shitlib simp.