i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.

1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.

Where can I subscribe for more lion vs tiger fight reports?

Well, time to grab some blowtorches and get medieval on someone

Toxic mom doesn’t want to visit dad’s favorite steak joint, pins it on the kid.