I would make the entire bed soggy after ten minutes of spooning and wearing a hoodie under the covers. Also, who tf puts their TV along one side of the bed rather than at the foot?

But it isn’t July yet

Shit, he probably came up with the idea.

Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman

The U.S. general fertility rate has fallen by 22% since 2007, a sustained decline not readily explained by economic conditions, contraceptive use, housing or childcare costs, or other commonly cited factors.

“I will now present no evidence whatsoever that falling birth rates haven’t been driven by economic factors.” Bull shit.

Fucking unhinged. We’ve had what, three? “once in a lifetime” crashes since 2007, with skyrocketing housing prices and costs of living vs comparatively flat wage growth. Inequality is rising, fascism is making a comeback around the globe, we’ve likely already hit numerous climate tipping points, child labour laws are being rolled back, oligarchs are floating bringing back corporate towns, but sure champ, people having easier access to porn is responsible for lower birth rates…

I have a theory that 4 out of 5 people on the Internet who use “whilst” are Americans who think it makes them look smarter, rather than Brits who grew up using it as convention.

Which are you?

Fucking seriously. Internet armchair psychiatrists are nuts.

“Don’t mess with Texas, it might be contagious”

I’m actually not convinced he isn’t an AI himself, loaded into a creepy humanoid robot.

Y’all remember that Big Arch video? Dead eyed uncanny valley looking motherfucker couldn’t even take a proper bite of the delicious “product.”

Look all they have to do is rerelease Windows 7.

He became the subject of considerable international media coverage after escaping from his enclosure

Wait, so their enclosure was shitty enough that the gorilla could’ve left any time but didn’t until he was provoked, and their solution wasn’t to fix the cage, but to make everyone wear silly glasses?

Really telling on yourself there champ.

Man it’s been over 25 years since I watched Titanic; 95% of the memory I retained of that film is boobs and the other 5% was actually Thumbtanic. I dunno how you expect anyone to instantly recall this scene from a single frame unless you were one of those hardcore fans who saw it nine times in the cinema.

Yeah there was a different scene teenage me found a lot more memorable

Fellas, is it “unclassy” to wish harm upon those whose entire fucking identity is causing harm to others?

I’ve found countless spray bottles where the straw goes straight down and ends 10-15mm above even the raised hump in the middle of the bottom.

the sources claim that the Start menu is getting a full rewrite in WinUI 3, which will make it 60% more responsive

Oh good, that’ll bring it all the way up to a third as responsive as the Windows 7 one was.

Froot Loops has always been that way. Back when I was a kid, they only had three colours - red, orange, and yellow - and I remember being bothered that they had to repeat one of them. Problem got solved when they rolled out green.

the best case scenario is you bought an album and every single song was a banger. and you just don’t get that anymore because you have access to everything all the time.

Still happens, you just need to expand past top 40s radio shit

Garage sales! Holy shit garage sales used to be so fucking awesome. As a 12-15 year old I scored so much computer stuff dirt cheap at garage sales, along with books and music. Just about every Saturday in the summer you could see me with a box precariously balanced or a shopping bag hanging from my bike’s handlebars.

Nowadays everything worth more than a couple bucks goes up on FB marketplace and Kijiji, and the only stuff anyone puts in a garage sale is actual garbage that the thrift stores wouldn’t even put on the shelf.

Yep. They want desperate people.

… but not too desperate; clients might be scared off if the parking lot is full of rusted out 90s econboxes…