i am trying not to go back to abusive relationships

never used Duolingo, but i think i can relate now, i had a toxic girlfriend that would talk to me in Portuguese, i don’t speak that language

this reminds me of people that started winning big at the casino, but left empty handed because they continue playing

mine was switched to wireless 8 years ago approx, i think they still need to drive around, but how many houses they can cover in a day must have increased by orders of magnitude

a Mitch Hedberg variant

wonder how Smith’s career doing, not like he needs the money if he used it wisely, but probably didn’t

the meme is right

Tarzan did it first

nah, refined carbs are the real enemy

OP on the Secret Service?

posting this on LinkedIn would be considered as trolling

like that smoked brisket tho

can’t terminate thought if you didn’t have it

what a relief

back when i used to get newspapers on my front door, it came wrapped in plastic so it wouldn’t get wet from the rain, but i think this issue gets wet from inside

you guys don’t hate enough, try kids sized drum set

that’s like 3 layers of scam: church, manliness and absurd levels

do the taste la peaness tho?

fr!

that much cache could be detrimental to the speed of your CPU