That’s an interesting point! Although I would suspect that for the “STEM people”, today’s legal system is even more inscrutable and indecipherable. A reasonable person would say that tits are tits, and might more easily notice

from tariffs import tomato

than notice which legal definition applies in that particular situation.

This is basically why a handful of “STEM” people want smart contracts to take over the legal system.

Commute friends are great. You’ve got a pleasant conversation for the ride, and another source of information when your ride is canceled.

Dan Quayle got into Yale law school too. I’m not disputing Yale’s once-proud history, but at this point it certifies connections, not education.

You forgot to strawmanify the second to last sentence - it should be “we each voted for a good candidate”.

Ooh that’s a good tip. When my time is disrespected at a job interview, I’ll go ahead and book the next round and then ghost them.

One of the criticisms against the Democratic Party is that they aren’t particularly democratic. Party insiders and the wealthy hold far more power and practically pick the nominees.

Rather than compare them to the planet from which we were birthed, I would compare them to a shitty boyfriend we’re afraid to dump.

Polarizing like a magnet. We’d have a force for good instead of a lesser evil. That’s a lot better at getting people to the polls.

The Gore Strategy

Gavin “72 hours” Newsom

Post your genome

Isn’t this an ADA thing from which they can’t opt out?

if you’re deathly allergic to something as common as onions, you probably shouldn’t rely on fast food workers to keep you alive.

“Probably” is a big deal, though. It’s included in food stamps for a reason - many people, for various reasons, can’t prepare their own meals.

Back in June 2024, Wilson also sued Sonic for including onions on a burger.

They would wholeheartedly agree with you because they can buy their way out of discrimination and we can’t.

I’m a human I swear - I’ve been writing like this all along!

Wait how do they differ? Aren’t radio waves the gayest waves in the electromagnetic spectrum?

I’m charging a 200% tariff on your next install!

Even when it’s some asshole who’s always wrong, I try to remind myself that we’re all helping to build a free alternative to corporate social media.