I downloaded a car and now cars don’t exist anymore. I’m sorry.

Fuck you, you’re old! I’m still… *counts on fingers sobbing*

3M: They’re onto us!

Beautiful

That’s hilarious, if true. Some truly top-tier shit-posting/troll humor came from those accounts.

No it’s isn’t, he’s not getting punched in the face by Val Kilmer

Lived here nearly 40 years. No they won’t

This looks like one of those famous @[email protected] posts

Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

Profits are woke if they don’t serve my agenda

God is Jesus all the time. Braise the Lord. Amen in the chat if you Jesus every day in the shower. 🙏

My grandfather was the cartographer in WWII. I’m just that person with a camera and GI issues

 Model           Camera person

( ͡°❥ ͡°)             ᕦ[❍ ͆]ຈ)
    |                  |
   butt               butt
    |                  |
    V                  V
 (‿|‿)￩not fart    (‿ᗕ‿)￩fart

Oh noooooooo… Don’t bonk me again… Don’t bonk me 3 or 4 more times and pull my hair… Pleeeeaaaaasssse…

That joke is a little Illuminaughty

I have a friend named don. I just met them. It’s you. You’re my friend now.

Deal with it.

I don’t think “harassing” is their end-goal…

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua’s fluoride animatronic acid

Most of the people complaining about that probably shouldn’t be talking to kids anyway

Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke’t! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!