No, ‘T’ as in ‘Tic-Tacs’.

Why aren’t those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

I doubt He’s furious at anyone. He’s too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where ‘christfully’ (note they couldn’t even give the guy’s name a capital ‘C’) is in the Bible.

Also …

How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!

And look out for the commemorative 150 Colorado Pogs Governor Polis is commissioning!

Y’know what uses the most resources, Sammy?

BILLIONAIRES!

Cool! Only 30 more years to go! The way the days are whizzing by, it’ll be over in no time!

Don’t knock it until you try it.

Dave Bautista said it looked like he was jacking off two giraffes.

Because I don’t wanna break my teeth. These days, they’re hard as rock.

gasp “A big poop!”

He’s off to play Highfather in the New Gods movie!

Damn peacockists!

Remember when the worst thing MAGAts could be was racist? Ahh … nostalgia.

There are more than a few shorts blocking extensions out there.

“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”

Sound advice!

Damn hookup culture you young people get up to these days.

Okay. I was born in the early 70’s. Lemme just brush the dust off, and I’ll join you.

3rd ending: Retro gaming makes a massive comeback.

Are Republicans still frothing-at-the-mouth-trying-to-get-people-fired for being critical of Smalltooth Gumboy?

I don’t believe that. By 2075, the night sky will be covered by a wall of Muskellites.