Nothing funny here - she’s in charge of Homeland Security, not Purse Security

As a slut who likes to party, I approve of the message. Halloween is not a big holiday where I live but any excuse is good, cultural appropriation ftw.

Some of these pirates once tried attacking an actual warship, mistaking it for a cargo ship. So they don’t seem to be the smartest or most prepared.

You see tariffs are a good idea. Americans will start buying locally made meth again.

I’m lowkey impressed (in a negative way) if someone can establish an emotional relationship with an AI.

It’s hard enough to do it with an actual human where the other person does half of the work. AI only follows the instructions that you give it. Imagine having to do both sides of a relationship.

Muhammed’s ascent to heaven took place there (figuratively, not literally)

Just looked it up, Muhammed died in Medina. I kind of assumed he died somewhere in the the vicinity of Jerusalem and that’s why his name is connected with the Dome of the Rock

There’s nothing Christians/Muslims/Jews hate more than slightly different variety of Christians/Muslims/Jews. The other 2 are far behind.

Zuck is so pathetic
“Plese let me into the cool kids clube, pleeaaaseee”

Good. Boredom is the key to learning. Well it should be interesting on it’s own, but take what you got.

Of course the manner of learning in most schools is not ideal, kids find it boring for a reason, but without distraction they might latch onto some bits of information just to survive the class.

tralalero tralala

Those are rookie numbers

So you’re saying I need to find a government job in a non allied country

Just for comedic value I’d like for God to actually exist. I imagine He wouldn’t appreciate their attempts at manipulation.

Sometimes this kind of people sounds like they believe in the Bible and prophecies as impersonal laws of nature, and not in an intelligent creator of any sort.

This phrase is a meme used when someone goes into serious philosophy in an unserious situation.

It references a scene with someone telling a long expertly phrased opinion to a fast food employee while in the line to order. Not sure which show it comes from, someone mentioned Rick and Morty in another comment.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

I wish Java was declared deprecated back in 2017 when Kotlin was adopted for Android and supported by Spring. It was the only sensible way forward for JVM. Sure with containerization there’s some debate for the necessity of JVM at all but its GC and runtime optimizations are nice.

I am a programmer but I’m not sure why people think Java is suited for anything, especially a system so sensitive to bugs. It’s so hard to write high quality readable code in Java. Everything is way more clunky, and verbose than it needs to be.

Some major improvements were made with versions 17+ but still, it feels like walking through mud.

It’s a language from the 1990s for the 1990s.

Btw the performance is actually pretty good in Java, the old reputation for slowness is entirely undeserved today.

Imagine the irony if Musk actually has a self-aware AI which hates him and sabotages him at every step

But how? The thing is utterly dumb. How do you even have a conversation without quitting in frustration from it’s obviously robotic answers?

But then there’s people who have romantic and sexual relationships with inanimate objects, so I guess nothing new.

Amateurs. They should have created a subreddit.