Of course, since this is the darkest timeline

Made from the strongest aluminum

The only thing in this world trending in the right direction is their stock price

These people would’ve literally crucified Jesus

Those are the 2 best things in this image

The bill would have permitted 16- and 17-year-olds to work overnight on school days and work longer than an eight-hour day before a school day. Some 14- and 15-year-olds would also have been allowed to work those hours.

While sane and modern countries use this time to educate children and ensure they don’t need to work graveyard shifts during high school even go so far as funding their higher education so they can become highly-functional and productive tax-paying members of society, America begins its foray into bringing back child labor to backfill some of the most grueling and thankless jobs in the country.

Great fucking job you fucks

Then STFU about annexing them

Uplifting news, but that momentum needs to continue everywhere is there is to be any hope for this country

Turns out every fascist is a lying hypocritical shitbag

You may be onto something there but I’m gonna have to sit that one out

His tariff plans were no secret, and we already got a taste during his first term of how this shit never ends up doing anything but hurt US business, but somehow you decided to vote for him anyway and now this outcome is a surprise?

Send the bill to Zuck

I doubt even want to know how the fuck SpaceX is utilizing LLMs

Frivolous spending on lawsuits that the admin should not have anything to do with …

Where’s DOGE to cut this bullshit?

If I’d known that i wouldn’t have set a pin that’s longer than my normal login

This Idiocracy Interactive Experience was slightly amusing at first but i think I’m ready to go home now

That’s what a real American is supposed to sound like. Give him his citizenship we need more people who appreciate having basic rights

We’re hiding in our basements waiting for Trump to save Gaza

Brain wasn’t even invited

Send them to the White House where the frequency and scale of the crimes is the highest