Will he get to wear a giant hat? He should also have a fake military outfit with more medals than anyone.

Pretty sure law only applies to certain people sometimes.

If they didn’t double space they might have gotten a green squiggly line autocorrection. Ah, memories…

Pelosi for pres! Cause democrats! Ahhh we are so fucked…

Holy shit! He’s still alive?

Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account… /s

Is Trump afraid of Pootin? It seems more like a profound sexual attraction. Well… maybe it’s both.

Maybe a bird… Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it away together?

Or if there are multiple holes in the walls shine a laser though the holes to get the butt plug trajectory.

Here here! stomps cane

20 years ago I would go to a local bar that had free hot wings and usually some spinach cheese casserole on Fridays. Drinks were how they made money. But if you needed food, you could just drink water, you could eat free and they didn’t care. Whole place was dark and smelled like infinite cigarettes and burnt hot sauce. Good times…

Saw headline and spent next couple seconds replaying SG-1 in my head.

Dun dun dun dun Dana da Suddenly a wild techbro appears! Your attack was super effective!

Yeah I really have been turned completely off to Target. I have one really close and the prices alone, but also the experience, are absolutely horrible. Going into an ikea once kinda opens your eyes. You could have a better thing for 1/3 the cost. Also, the fucking internet exists. So why buy anything at a “big box” store.