Seriously might as well write 1 on a marble and make that his diplomacy roll

Just wait till Leon assigns Big Balls to the case – they’ll get to the bottom of this in a flash

in a late-night Friday memo

Bet there’s fry grease and a couple sticky rings from the bottom of a diet Coke can adorning it

No, this is tabloid-level politics.

Seriously though, what did you find wrong with the reporting?

Finally, some self-awareness 🙌

I’ll vote so hard for the 3rd party next time! Just your wait and see

But he was being “fair”, lol

Agreed though, ridiculously stupid take.

I hope he continues to give that kid rides on his shoulders, that someday it’ll be a full-grown man getting rides from his pops. He’ll have to duck to get through doors

Nowadays we’re all under Leon’s watchful eye. He’ll call out billionaires and straight-up fabricate shit about them. He knows no one is gonna come at him in any meaningful way. If anyone should manage to get on his radar (camera, whatever lol… Had to throw in a stupid Tesla joke) they will be thrust into the public eye where he’s comfortable and in control of the narrative enough to intimidate most into submission. He is big brother now, and it couldn’t be stupider

There’s times when it feels like we’re already doing that

User name checks out!

I first thought the image on the right was Peter Thiel, lol

Would seem almost intentional given the size and success of the company. How do you fuck something like that up so badly? Seems like one of those Embrace, Extend, Extinguish deals or similar

But how come they only stopped in 2005

Probably ran out of their stock of lead around that time

That was such a cool game. I remember saving up to buy it, the first Ultima title I’d own and it was a beast of a game for my uninitiated self. I would just wander the map exploring, i don’t think i ever got the hang of the actual game or managed to get very far with the objectives. I think i got a magic carpet at some point that let me check out even more remote locations on the map… I just loved seeing the world they built, esp in those colorful vga graphics ❤️💚💙

Sporting that bussin’ broccoli top 🥦

I don’t expect the best and the brightest to hail from North Dakota, but it’s scary watching full-grown adults bring this kind of stupidity into legislation. I’ll never understand this anti-science movement but i firmly believe it’s a product of people that can’t grasp it and get frustrated because they don’t understand it. Instead of trying harder or taking the L, they decide they hate the things they don’t understand and the people that do understand and believe in those things are monsters trying to poison everyone around them.

To what end though? Vaccinating everyone to give the masses autism or something?! Lol

Oh boy Tesla cop cars 👐

Soon enough Leon is gonna start suing people for not buying his cars, for political reasons or otherwise

It’s ok, i use a VPN 🥴