The (probably mythical) fate of Crassus is more apropos.

Ket is a shitty drug and the people who use it become shitty people. It’s commonly used around here, and frequent users quickly become run-down, mentally sluggish nitties who piss blood.

In terms of its effects, ketamine is more like PCP. It’s an NMDA receptor agonist.

Seems to me that it’s entirely intuitive. A very wise friend of mine once told me “acid will make you more like you are.” The only exception I’ve seen is when it triggers schizophrenia. I think the jury’s still out on whether such people were already at risk, or if the right combination of set, setting and dosage could potentially do that to anyone.

There are other forms of justice.

It is my fervent wish that the universe delivers to Musk exactly what he deserves.

Too bad karma is a myth, so the odds are against this ever happening.

Most countries have prison labor.

Don’t take that out on chinese people, take it out on your owners and masters.

As if the Chinese people don’t have owners and masters.

It’s simpler than that. They want cannon fodder.

TIL that useless shitsack Cramer still has a job.

Yeah, no.

Is that Schumer? I remember him being uglier than that.

The DNC has no strategy besides playing possum and hoping it’ll get better eventually, so that they can continue servicing their corporate donors and telling the rest of us to pound sand.

Cows don’t like being orked, tell that person to stop.

The figures provided for partners’ barriers to US trade are pulled from Trump’s fundament. So they’re in no way reciprocal.

Yeah, if you’re Putin or one of his lackeys.

Correct headline: See which countries Americans are most punished to trade with.

Juvenal objected to anything that would benefit the poor.

He didn’t impose tariffs on the world. He imposed them on Americans. We’re the ones who will pay.

He’s a sabouteur, why would he say anything about things working as planned?