Probably an excuse for security reasons. If I were them I’d be worried about Luigis.

I’d like to thank the posters who came before me for giving me this opportunity

My friend if you live long enough you’ll eat ass too!

It’s actually the incentive for new vampires to be made. During the turning process food is curtled and turned into a special type of feces Wine liquor. Patron vampires then spend the turning process Licking the rich secretions from the vassal vampires anus.

Really the whole thing is an intimate and beautiful process.

Make it a law that comes into effect in 2 years. Put them on notice.

Iv always loved the idea of animals enjoying beauty.

Fractured internet here we come