glups

my brain is Bread N Butter pickles

The world should all agree that laser needs to be spelled with a Z. Lasers are cool, Zs are cool. It’s a s simple as that. The world could use this sort of unifying cause

Are you powerd by your bowels?

*basturds

I work cleaning and examining aluminum parts. To clean them we use a grit blaster with plastic beads. Most other grit would be too hard to use on aluminum. As such, I regularly breath plastic dust. I embrace my fate. I am a child of the petroleum byproduct. I am a child of the modern era, an unholy chimera of meat and polymer.

Slurm

The insistence on showing the AI summary at the top of the page is wild to me. They can be dangerously wrong. It seems like a massive liability for what benefit? Just more AI = good? I don’t get the thinking there on the part of major search engines

Tom has a funny special on Prime iirc

No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.

They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.

Elmo takes Ambien