Reminds me of the God Emperor of Dune for some reason.

How come nobody commented with that Austin Powers clip yet? Fine, I’ll do it myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaT6hRKXcBY

That’s his prostate.

Easy. You dress up as a couch, so JD invites You in. After that, You ditch the couch and underneath You have a Putin disguise so Trump starts blowing You out of habit.

Yeah. We’ve got around 30 till the world ends, so what after that?

That was my first thought too. But I haven’t really enjoyed the last 30 so I’m not sure if I’d like to hang out that long.

Yes. The guy who played Orson Wells in Ed Wood.

Vincent D’Onofrio?

More like:

The Cheeto dust probably burned off his follicles or something. That can’t be healthy.

I’ll give the microwave a pass. It doesn’t heat up food evenly but all You have to do is stir it half way through. It’s not like You can heat up anything on the stove without stirring.

While on the subject. I have a microwave, electric oven combo. I can use it both to heat things up quickly and to bake. It takes space for only one allowance and is smaller than an average oven so it heats up quicker and I could fit one more drawer into my kitchen. I’m always wondering why they aren’t more popular. Whenever I tell people about it, they are surprised that a thing like that exists.

I know this post was supposed to be about “Every breath You take” and “Hey ya”, but these days “Born in the USA” and “Fortunate son” sung by conservatives come to mind.

Do people who argue, that a bag of chips is mostly air, also think, that more soda cans would fit on a shelf if the fans were cubical?

Just one pair? O own 4. One for the house, one for the outside, one for walking around the garden and one I keep at my parents house for when I come visit.

No. There are two types of people in this world: ones who like Crocs, and ones who never tried them on.

The only time when I don’t wear Crocs is when it’s raining.

Imagine this on a bar of chocolate. Ingredient: cocoa powder, what it does: flavouring, where it comes from: child labour and exploitation.

I have a commercial driver’s license, an engineering degree and I’m working in an unrelated field. Will I be counted as 3 trades?

Be glad it’s just Happy Birthday. In Poland there is this weird tradition, where they’ll sing for You 4 songs, just to irritate You. Nobody likes it, especially the birthday person but it still happens.

Birds?

When You speak German to a polish person he will respond with “don’t shoot”.