

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
Orson Welles
So he doesn’t like his shell and eyebrows?
It’s not like Americans need bigger food.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Realist: Guys, I think this is piss.
Yes, my family uses it to store spatulas.
I’m kinda proud of myself, that I skipped Netflix and never took off my pirate hat.
No, just the back, so I didn’t step on them.
No, actually I was bored.
And what if they had a “vibrate” function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.
Gaming is the main reason I own a pc. I understand it’s possible on Linux, but is it as easy as on Windows? Not to mention, that I pirate most of my games.
I am contemplating switching to Linux, but I am too afraid, that I will run into something I didn’t realize windows is necessary for.
I will have to buy a new pc anyway soon, so I don’t mind that. But I understand the other reasons. I’m hoping I will find a way to customize the desktop, as it is important to me. Not to mention blocking ads.
No. I once accidentally installed the update, but immediately returned to 10, when I saw how it looks. But I imagine, with some settings and add-ons I can make it look like 10.
Well these days we have the stretchy ones. Originally I disliked them, as not real jeans, butI started to like them as soon as I got fat.
I really liked this cut, and would like them to come back. I used safety pins to keep the ends off the ground.
These were the most regular in the 2010s. They are a bin narrower in the knees, and looser at the bottom. People liked to wear them longer, so that they wrinkled at the bottom.
I have it the same. Alcohol is usually the treat.
Honest question. Is there some particular reason why people are against 11? Except the usual reasons people are against windows?