So you’re telling me the prompt “ChatGPT, take this image and make it look cute and like it was a watercolor painting, but with a very subtle but gargantuan amount of judgement” really worked?

You save it up in a can or a jar and then you have a world of options:

Throw it away Make soap from it Throw it away Use it to season cast iron pots and pans Throw it away Cook with it if it’s from the last few days Throw it away Add it to outdoor dog food in the winter Throw it away Soften dry ski-you know what, just throw it away.

I know this was from a week ago, but I just saw something relevant.

There’s a rarely used Ancient Greek word, κακοθερής, which means “unsuitable for summer.” Most modern people view this as saying there’s a word that means you’re “bad at summer.”

In Modern Greek, the word summer is καλοκαίρι - a compound word that is basically “beautiful weather” used as one word. I couldn’t agree more. So I’ll just go join my fellow olive oil enjoyers in worshiping the magic of the season.

Just start reading subject lines from spam emails.

“You’ve won $10,000! – Horny women in your area! – Real Casino Viagra Casino Bitcoin Casino Viagra! – There’s a package awaiting your confirmation!”

Same. I’ll take 110F/43C any day over 10F/-10C. 85/35 is my happy place.