the only one of my friends with a PHD is also the most supervillain-y.

I can’t name anyone I know with PhD but I do know a lot of medical doctors and students. Bro those people are just built different. Looking at my sister she seems like a superhuman with how she’s juggling work, studying and still managing to be the “mom-core” at home that keeps their family running. Huge respect for her, but she could for sure make a good supervillain

The baby bees need to sign a waiver in order to stay

Or mom runs to get something and you’re there hoping she gets back fast enough because you don’t have money to pay all that shit

Would be great if there was similar container that could hold 1 banana and 2 mandarins

Rounding up seems very stupid here. I’d go with π = 0

What about mine

Already knew which xkcd it was going to be and wasn’t disappointed after clicking

My 2 years old laptop still has, and touchpad disabled.

Liitulaku ♥️

Oooooh gotcha

Yeah I got that part, but what’s the joke with F-47? Only thing I can think of is F-Forty Seven = FFS

After four years of “FJB” chants and stickers, they named the new fighter jet “F-47” Right there on a silver platter…

Are you referring to abbreviation FFS, or am I missing something?

Yeah or just Jussi bag. Jussi being typically man’s name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dishwasher_salmon?wprov=sfla1

I think it’s valid either way. “I’m not attracted to men, thus I’m straight” is as valid as “tried it, didn’t like it, thus I’m straight”

And works the other way around too, I imagine many people who define themselves gay have had romantic or sexual experiences with the opposite sex, but didn’t like it.

It’s quite similar scenario. This service is getting shittier to use, so you recommend paying more

“just give the bully more money and he’ll stop bullying”

Fair enough lmao