I was in college during the years leading up to y2k and supported myself at the time getting IT infrastructure ready. Some friends and I decided to write a “virus” that, on bootup, checks to see if the current date is in the first week of January 2000 and if it is and a backup of the fonts is not found (so it’ll only run once) then it’ll back up your fonts and alter the originals to replace the y character with the k. This affected everything system wide.

That created more chaos than anticipated.

Barking orders, destroying their reputation and demanding his ass be wiped with silk before jumping on his private jet to do the same thing at the next office in his rotation?

If this is a serious question these are normally sold to hospitals and compound pharmacies. They’re to ensure drugs are administered properly and safely. The company that makes these was baffled when this meme started since it was only their rectal stickers that were selling out, and it created actual problems for pharmacies. Some had to hand write these with marker for a while.

Give it time. They’re rolling the cybertruck esthetic to the other vehicles.

Capitalism doesn’t hate the working class any more than a lion hates its prey.

No. Everyone knows there are no cars older than 25 years in existence.

Eggs are an ingredient for most types of cake

Basically this joke

I feel like if someone came out with a car that respects your privacy and doesn’t pull shit like this they’d sell the hell out of it, but then again the average consumer seems willing to roll over and take it so here we are

I’m just picturing a cheese ad with happy people frolicking with robotic smiles with this information in a fast voice over like an American drug commercial

“In which hole sir”