This is why April Fools pranks are not ok on text-based media. Which is what I think this is - it’s ridiculous.

Of course - there’s all those times we said “There’s no way that’s real - is that real?” and it always was.

Yes sir Mr. Pooty-poot Sir! *salutes*

Eh, me too. But you get a copy of the home game!

ding!

*studio applause*

Here’s the list - Who can find The Country Not On The List!

*timer theme*

He’s the most incompetent, demented rapist to hold the office. Many people are saying it. People are calling him Mr. Brexit. Bigly.

“LiBz!11”

Almost everything Mr. Trump said this week—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded. His reading of history is upside down. He has long glorified the high-tariff, low-income-tax era of the late-19th century. In fact, the best scholarship shows that tariffs impeded the economy back then. He has now added the bizarre claim that lifting tariffs caused the Depression of the 1930s and that the Smoot-Hawley tariffs were too late to rescue the situation. The reality is that tariffs made the Depression much worse, just as they will harm all economies today. It was the painstaking rounds of trade talks in the subsequent 80 years that lowered tariffs and helped increase prosperity.

On economics Mr. Trump’s assertions are flat-out nonsense. The president says tariffs are needed to close America’s trade deficit, which he sees as a transfer of wealth to foreigners. Yet as any of the president’s economists could have told him, this overall deficit arises because Americans choose to save less than their country invests—and, crucially, this long-running reality has not stopped its economy from outpacing the rest of the G7 for over three decades. There is no reason why his extra tariffs should eliminate the deficit. Insisting on balanced trade with every trading partner individually is bonkers—like suggesting that Texas would be richer if it insisted on balanced trade with each of the other 49 states, or asking a company to ensure that each of its suppliers is also a customer.

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Kakistocracy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Side_Eyeing_Chloe

Oh does he ‘endure’ it Grauniad? Awwww

US Officials can suck rocks.

Former acting U.S. Attorney Danielle Sassoon, who resigned in February rather than follow through with an order to dismiss the case, told Attorney General Pam Bondi in a letter that at Adams’ lawyers at a meeting with her and top DOJ official Emil Bove “urged what amounted to a quid pro quo” in which the mayor would support Trump immigration enforcement efforts in exchange for dismissal of the case.

New York, New York. You got some work to do.

By defeating the special rule, Luna and Pettersen temporarily blocked Republican leaders from bringing up other House business, leading Johnson to cancel votes for the rest of the week. That will delay Republican-sponsored bills that would restrict courts from issuing national injunctions and require Americans to prove their citizenship in order to vote.

So the actual headline is “Johnson shoots himself in the dick, blames women” and npr just went with the women-blaming part.

Classic npr

Yall pooh-poohers step back. I’m gonna take this.

YAY!! Fucking Yay.

The fact is that the brainrot that has driven the republiQans over the edge has been growing in jusrisprudence as well. Courts regularly override their own precedents when it no longer serves their immediate political purpose. Which is really, really not how that’s supposed to work.

Observe how Alito refers to some ancient religious writing as precedent to deny women the right to their own bodies. That shit ain’t canon.

So ordered.

Unfair Use

I’m sure making it into a headline was not intended to compliment him.