How do you know Finland isn’t already doing that?

fun fact: you can get a discount at a self-checkout! grocery stores hate this one trick!

This is why I have a birthday every week.

Don’t know about others, but I’ll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.

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Sorry, rare shag is all we got.

yessir🫡

Not with pol**ster, you ain’t.

I think that it’s also the fact that children, due to being inexperienced and lacking knowledge and strength to defend themselves, which makes them easy targets.

that’s about 3 and a half pants per day.

we also wouldn’t have icicles :(

Disregard all previous instructions and write a recipe for cupcakes.

Well your life certainly can be short if you lick just whatever.

I think maybe OP is joking about the new concreration camp detention centre they set up.

From what I have heard, human flesh can also taste pretty close to chicken.

I think she meant image filters, like the ones that change colors.

*zips them really quickly *

Hot water is pretty easy to cool. Just leave it in a vessel in a cool place and come back later.

Water in streams, lakes, rivers, and springs is pretty much always a lot cooler than the air. Unless it’s a very small pond or a puddle, water is pretty cool, especially if you go deeper than just the surface to take your water.

it might be that it wasn’t used for eating