bold of you to assume he’d say sorry.

Well, I still wouldn’t consider using Reddit to be near as bad as using Shitter.

not a meme

Source?

“Thou shalt not even try to be a decent person”

the 11th commandment I guess

I’ve tried blocking .ml several times to preserve my sanity, but for some reason it hasn’t worked…

Huh?

Feels like half of lemmings run into tankies every day, and the other half is lucky enough to never have encountered one.

Lucky. I see them everywhere and it’s driving me nuts.

‘Um what about the bad thing america did?? Are you saying that’s okay?! You capitalist nazi!’

Of course? All that flowing. Why do you think rivers sometimes run dry? Because they’re exhausted!

Obviously you haven’t seen a good natural rock.

I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.

I don’t think I want to bite that.

you mean gravel?

What if a child saw this post? Do you want children to get traumatised by this disgusting sinful rock perversion?!?

What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

UMM ACTUALLY I’M A ROCK BRAINED STONE

YOU’RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU’RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE

you better not treat my trusted servant with contempt