Crackoon

Fuck the trees, lazy bums, just standing around eating all our sunlight, not working a single day in their lives!

Pre-puberty is the only contraceptive the catholic church approves of

你们有城市鸡吗?
有，我们有劣质鸡。

That’s hyspherical

I know most of them but… What’s ligma?

Then everyone stood up and clapped

You get the beans all hot and bothered, and then liquid comes out
Cup 'o beamen

Good, the environment is made up and the children yearn for the mines!

You learn something, and then all you do is teach it to others?

Sounds a lot like getting a degree in philosophy

The period is a very versatile symbol. I use it wherever i can.

6L per minute, 8640L a day, 8.64m³

We inhale 86.400 ants a day

7 spiders a year doesn’t seem so bad now does it

it lays eggs? where?

WHERE?

What about the communion wafer that suddenly started bleeding? Checkmate athe… oh wait

They’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse

0.001$

Look at this cool meme i made

One of them is already spaced, the work is already half done

If you had to choose, would you go to fucking hell or celibacy hell?

Rusty wires don’t sound very comfortable, but at least it’s something to pass the time

I had to open it once a couple of weeks ago, ever since they’ve been sending me daily emails “you’re on a roll!”, “continue your login streak” or something like that

Sadly i’m too lazy to open it back up and disable email spam so i’ll just stop checking my inbox instead