Knock knock

Just because cars evolved from horses doesn’t mean horses stop existing, only a portion of the horse population spilt off and evolved into cars

Damn i haven’t watered my airfryer once since i got it, poor thing

But daddy elon told me empathy was bad

Seemed like they looked right at me right before, but you never know

I had the same experience earlier this week, except they didn’t back up and instead started driving, forcing me to jump back to avoid being run over

Mmm, i love how they pop, it’s like those boba tea things

Would you rather.
a) get one trillion dollars.
b) get to sit in on one of those meetings.

My account is too old? You’re telling me Nicole likes them young?

I no longer like Nicole

Thank you Nicole-by-proxy!

I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven’t received a message yet, I feel left out)

Dont know about e-races, but play CoD with voice chat enabled and you’ll be sure to find e-racists

My pleading never gets me to the 2nd, let alone the 5th base

You just ordered a thousand litres of milk

When I’m in Denmark and have to say 92 I just say “kamelåså”

No that works fine, its been stuck up there for two days now and shows no sign of liquification

Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free

Can i play the piano anymore?
Of course you can!
I couldn’t before!

So sad that it should come to this