cats having 9 lives is pretty popular around the wotld, but so are 6 and 7

Unless that cat is German or Italian or Brazilian, Spanish, Egyptian and a bunch of other countries where cats have less than nine lives and that octopus will have bullets to spare.

i don’t know snuffin’

why not?

With dumb cats lining up for the privilege. coooool trivia!

totally

or you are mixing up aesthetics and instinct with intelligence. you are being poop-duped by the kitkats. toxoplasmosed.

it has to be.

humams are terrible in the decision-making department, but we do steadfastly avoid being underfoot lephants as much as possible.

wide berth.

wow, 10%. cats are so unaware i think I could give them top 60%.

Killer whales, primates, crows, plenty of animals seem to demonstrate problem solving skills, true communication, situational awareness. cats do not. they seem to operate solely on instinct and any deviation completely flummoxes system.

They’re good at stalking and being pretty, but that’s about it.

But there’s no way in heckadoo cats are anywhere near the top 10% smartest animals. they tricked ya by looking sleeeek.

ha, great point

you’re wrong again.

cats are dumb, oblivious, cute creatures.

Just because you’re upset about cats being space-cases does not make other people “edgelords”.

No, I am repeating the same thing multiple times for you and now correcting you about your misconception that I was being sarcastic.

That is consistency. Same tune; you can’t read music.

You’re saying that’s meant sarcastically

no, i am not saying that sarcastically.

cats are real dumb. and oblivious. and pretty.

Do you find yourself regularly surrounded by mind-readers…?

I’m rarely addressed by mind-users, let alone mind-readers.

wwwwwwwhiff

That “omission” is deliberate.

whiff

here, smart means “aware enough to not run under a titan’s feet”, a test cats fail to meet regularly.

they’re oblivious little derps

Cats are reeeal dumb animals, but people think they are smart because they are pretty.

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