Best I can do is pay you to dick cows?

I think you mean fax finger dick picks to colleagues, but how did you know?

I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?

“Friend with benefits” is kind of a compliment, if you think about it?

I pray it faces record-breaking piracy.

Why would you not lead with/focus on your Funko Pop collection? Play to your strengths.

It’s not the case now, anyway. I just asked “How’s Elon these days?” and it quickly devolved into vomitous ball-licking.

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional “quote maker”. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

“In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.” - Aalewis

Eh?

You have as much authority as any God-ordained clergyman. I know, I know, watch yourself on the edge.

Says who!?

I see you know my ex, but that doesn’t narrow it down much.

I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.

I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.

Could you not?

I took on a second, what have I done.

Can anyone confirm whether this is true?

If I do enough yoga, two birds, one stone.

With sandpaper, by hand, if you’re at all serious about your craft.

Pronounced “lattes?”

They don’t have to brag about it, sheesh.

That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.