The best way is to be famous. Like become a ln activist with a huge online presence and people behind you.

Otherwise, you’re fucked.

Jesus Christ, The Simpsons told him what to do and now he’s going to do what South Park told him to do

Well I look forward to him getting fucked to death, at least.

Probably a rainbow flag. They are proud, after all

It shouldn’t be. Dont pass the NDAA. Problem solved.

I’m buying all my eye drops from mexico henceforth

That’s because of the genocide

He wasn’t elected. Don’t spread lies.

Election implies democracy. His cronies bought the election. It was a fascist coup.

Science. We spend a lot of money on it for science, and they never return any money directly.

Can we ban nypost from this comm please? They’re not a credible source

Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.

What’s not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That’s the part that’s not ok

Police should probably be arresting kidnappers…

NO TRIAL FOR YOU.

Why didn’t the bailiff stop the kidnapping? Isn’t he armed for this reason?

Please let me torture people. Pleeeeease. You let Bush do it!

In my country, that would mean 30% of the voting population would have to pay a fine (for not voting).

Such a low bar

Probably less than 5 million, which is about the same percent deduction of his net worth as when I pay for a coffee.

Usually

That would probably ruin the novelty of their onlyfans monetization strategy

Please report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session.

Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.

iirc terrorism charges were levied against an activist that threw glitter at police during a demo for climate activists some years ago

Wait, that one was against civil rights?!?