I used to feel bad for Toby that Michael was constantly shitting on him. That is, until I encountered corporate HR. And now I too hate so much about the things that Toby chooses to be.
Mayor Poopington
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Pope Bob I would have been so much better
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Prices are out of controlEnglish2·2 days agoGotta make up for all the sugar in the JD honey I guess
Half Life 2: Episode 2: Episode 1
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs!English15·6 days agoIs the Mississippi model?
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Reminder: In addition to not being The Onion, this isn't a politics communityEnglish2·8 days agoHave you seen aircraft carriers? I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more often.
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Pico de gallo is fruit saladEnglish4·9 days agoReally when you think about it, every food is a salad
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What is this for? (Wrong answers only)English2·9 days agobuilt in cereal bowl
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Ice cubes are water in slow release form.English3·11 days agoNot if you drop em in hot oil
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Asking the important questionsEnglish17·12 days agoYou’ll just be giving your cat more surfaces to touch with it’s butthole.
Sorry, she says pepper is too spicy
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at PentagonEnglish8·16 days agoImagine the right wing uproar if a Biden had a brothel put in the Whitehouse
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at PentagonEnglish19·16 days agoKind of surprised it wasn’t JD to be honest
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Was just chillin' when this guy showed upEnglish61·21 days agoI gotta know where you got that hat
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's buy fried chicken and shit tons of beersEnglish19·23 days agoHell yeah
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.English15·23 days agoHave you seen pics of Bezos lately? Dude looks like he’s been mainlining HGH.
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Ex-Meta exec tells Senate Zuck dangled US citizen data in bid to enter ChinaEnglish28·29 days agoWhat’s a Senate Zuck? Is that the model they use for hearings?
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux?English2·1 month agoAwesome, thank you for the recommendation! I’ve been wanting to try out Arch on my laptop but I don’t have as much time on my hands as I used to. Have been reading that POP OS is good for gaming but I will definitely do some reading on Garuda.
Mayor Poopington@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What is your favorite movie?English2·1 month agoI also lump them together. Can’t watch just one, you have to do the whole trilogy! Extended edition, of course.
Toby’s from HR, which means he’s not a part of our family. Also he’s divorced so he’s not really a part of his family either.