I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”

I actually had a Zune. They were pretty nice as far as MP3 players go.

If the car was old enough you could plug a cassette adapter into an 8 track adapter.

True. But wrapping it in foil will not help with that.

Big Beautiful Code

This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the “tin foil hat” people would come in and ask if we had devices to “stop the government from hacking my TV”.

Yes, this would technically work. Although, it would only power the hot leg the outlet is connected to which only feeds part of the house.

It’s very dangerous for a variety of reasons. Especially if you forget to shut off the mains breaker. The transformer can backfeed power down the line at line voltages, creating a shock hazard for lineman or anyone else who might have contact with the line.

Not having good parents is hard. Hugs

I don’t normally sleep with a stuffed animal but when my two toddlers are spending the night at my inlaws, I’ll sometimes grab a couple of their stuffies to sleep with because I miss them and it makes me feel better.

Management: “We’re only going to hire ‘full stack’ devs from now on.”

Also Management: “Why is this page taking 37 seconds to load?”

Senator Tom Cotton

Ah. Yeah, that tracks.

Exactly.

For real. At least half the time a native app isn’t even necessary. Just offer a high quality mobile experience on your website.

The entire Trump family only had two brain cells to rub together between the lot of them and unfortunately they both died with Ivana.

There comes a point, somewhere late in the evening after my ADHD meds have worn off, where it’s more productive to not do any coding. If I do, I’m just going to end up throwing most of it out tomorrow because it’s a bunch of bug littered spaghetti.

Unfortunately, I also solve most of my big problems when I’m not staring at a screen. After which I have to resist the temptation to go work on it so I don’t make a big mess. It’s some kind of cruel irony.

My anus is bleeding!

Side note, citizen cane is awful. I don’t care that it’s said to be top cinema. I hate that boring waste of 3hrs.

Boooooo.

I would bet there are still a few old pieces of industrial machinery around that I duct taped together by imaging an ancient PC and transferring it to a Virtual Box VM.

• Brave Sir Robin ran away (bravely).

I think it’s pretty safe to say that when your country is run by a murderous tyrant who has his own mother arrested on [presumably] fabricated corruption charges, human rights are of little concern.