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Aww we’ve got a YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC at home, too

Duran Duran Duran exists

Not saying a business/person wouldn’t try to do something this shitty, but this seems like such a low effort thing to fake. Literally just a word doc printed out and duct taped to a wall.

Yes to all of these, although my current friends and wierd collections are both relatively newly acquired

“Pro lapsu” is Greek for “slip of the tongue?” Ew.

So I’m rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh, ahh. I’ll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize, "Holy shit, Hansel, haven’t you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn’t some of this maybe be in your mind?

Is Scooby gagging in the last panel or taking a drink?

Not that I’ve traveled all over the US, but I’ve never heard the term “chippy” used that way here. Where is it used?

It looks like a Zong

Among many other misattributed MP3s I downloaded off LimeWire, I remember downloading an mp3 of a “new leaked Nine Inch Nails song” called “Digital” that even had an intro read by a some DJ on a radio station (supposedly).

It ended up not being Nine Inch Nails, but I loved the song anyway, and had no idea what it was until a decade later when I found it again online. Still fuckin rocks too:

Boom Boom Satellites - Push Eject

I also remember a Tetris Theme remix by Aphex Twin that was very much not Aphex Twin.

I also remember downloading the Aphex Twin remix of Beck’s "Devil’s Haircut"and the remix was so bad I thought it had to be fake (it’s not).

How about 512 floppy drives, 16 hard drives and 4 scanners?

https://youtu.be/3KS02q0BUnY

sleigh of hand

Think the first time I remember hearing it was in Boyz II Men’s “Simpin’ Ain’t Easy” (https://youtu.be/SBrYKRh6Eeg)

The Velocirapture

dude looks like Myron from Fallout 2

Somehow I never heard enough of that song to know it actually had lyrics

I mean it’s fine, but the Gorilla Buttfuck Kush 5000 Pro just dropped

Klein Baldspot

Apologize accepted 🤝

If female cannabis plants don’t get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out “plz pollinate me, daddy”