Too close to April fools, I need confirmation

Where does that rediculous amount of money go anyway, advertising usually? I’d like kids to have school lunches and healthcare please.

“Where [is] evil? It’s that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

Then he should do it. Show just how incompetent he is that he has to keep breaking things just to get an inch. Arrest all the little minions that run around for them and make them waste their time.

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

I really want to hold onto that hope. Keep going.

You’re the kind of person I like in the world. I hope you have a great day, today.

The hot rod flames make it go faster

Bernie is my hero and he deserves better than to be fighting still at his age.

Space Force.

She wasn’t there apparently?

Give me AOC or Bernie.

“your customer satisfaction has been noted.” Bang!

“I need privacy not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are.” - Stéphane Bortzmeyer

We do right by him. Build the world we believe in.

I had a ps, but the GameCube jingle was always my favorite

Recycle!

Hey. You deserve good things in life and don’t let anyone tell you anything less. I’m just a stranger on the Internet but keep going. Keep trying and keep looking to surround yourself with people that care about and support you.

I second something like this, don’t make it compulsory but instead something people want to spend money to support.

You’re a good human.