I like my dates pitted

Should I touch it?

According to lore, we know it can sing you a song. So naturally, the top half must be the man and the bottom half is piano

That boy ain’t right

Back when the internet was new and it wasn’t clear why every business would need a website, pringles was one that stood out to me as completely unnecessary. There’s no direct sales and there’s no pringles news to speak of. Turns out they had a bunch of fun little mini games on there. In short, I probably need to check the status of my pringles.com account…

There was a time in this country where people wrote movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

Grindy gear

And 2001!

They got me at work. Sharepoint, which we’ve transitioned to for everything, fights you tooth and nail every time you try to use it with another browser. I fought edge out of spite for about a year, but I’m tired dog. Wish they’d pay me instead of berating me to death.

Reminds me of this old SNL sketch

Took me a minute to figure out what this had to do with Reel Big Fish