me before finding out where scoville is

Tbh i have no clue lol

That’s how you build up good credit

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What’s the difference?

I’m on that low% speedrun

Finally, a use case for AI slop I can get behind.

shantae fans perplexed

I feel like it’s probably worse than this. It should start with “I read about this thing called ‘choking to death’”.

Or better yet, take out “choking to death” (which can happen) and insert some made-up bullshit like “choking so hard your eyeballs pop out”.

entertainment and stress relief to cope with being alone

Congratulations sailor, you made it to Friday

Bullshit.

“GOP rep discontinues town halls, switches to private party meetings”

Democratic Sens. Richard Durbin (Ill.), Catherine Cortez Masto (Nev.), John Fetterman (D-Pa.), Kirsten Gillibrand (N.Y.), Maggie Hassan (N.H.), Gary Peters (Mich.), Jeanne Shaheen (N.H.) and Brian Schatz (Hawaii) (Nev.) all voted “yes” in addition to Schumer, — as did Maine’s Angus King, an Independent who caucuses with Democrats.

Maybe the catchphrase should be “we actually don’t” or something to that effect.

Don’t you care about the environment? Or democracy? Ending poverty? School shootings?

We actually don’t.

oof owie my esophagus

I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.

Oh pour it on why don’t you

Let’s make a prequel to this fairytale so we can show how complex and sympathetic the villain is!

Oops they’re still a villain.

Bonus points if you can correctly identify the brand of the beer on the right

There will be multiple investigations, televised hearings, and high-quality footage of foreign dignitaries being handed burlap sacks with dollar signs on them full of cash by the president himself. And nothing will come of it.