Is it used in English as well? Do you live in an area with many German immigrants?

It’s already past midnight where I live… and I live so close to the date line that it’s Thursday already.

I don’t believe in mystical creatures like unicorns, giraffes and groundhogs!

Too late for that

Gesundheit

Most houses can’t jump at all so I wouldn’t be too sure about that

You say Gesundheit to avoid religious language

I say Gesundheit because I live in Germany

We are not the same

Don’t dead open inside

Just help her find the key already you egoistic pocket dweller!

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Fuck ownership! Sell all you have and follow Jesus!

That’s why I don’t drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can’t even ask because most people don’t even know.

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If true:
. return big

I once thought I saw a real horse. Turned out it was just a unicorn that lost its horn

c/bananaforscale

Where is the camera on the phone? How is the phone itself on the photo? If you ask me, this is fake

Source: Trust me bro

Nobody is an island

Analyzing the image, the color depth, the level of detail, the overall quality, I’m pretty sure this meme is CIA funded. Don’t know how else you could finance it.