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Elon could be played by a spoiled ham or a raw turkey that’s been on the sun for too long.

How dare you sir!? And they are going to make so so many presige tv docu dramas and movies about this period, probably simultaneously.

Not sure if we would be able to watch them from all bunkers or access will be limited by radiation.

That’s not a fine, that’s a tax.

I can’t read no, I can’t read my butterface~

Where did I come from?

At some point a single male spider started dancing for their lives. Don’t diss innovation.

Are you suggesting that Bigfoot should eat the homeless?

I think I’m gonna frame this.

As long as you keep rolling criticals, it is.

And who can blame them with how the world’s going?

Is it older than the Royal Game of Ur?

For a second I thought he was drinking a beetlejuice and just asked for another one.

But it will take out the sweet, sweet taste of danger.

Exactly, Salmonella can be on its own a great way to boost your defenses*.

*If you survive it.

For when you want every kernel version.

You can call that partition: EVERYONE

“moderate to arduous physical exertion involving walking and standing, use of firearms and exposure to inclement weather.”

I wanted to join the Schutzstaffel but I don’t think I can take such arduous physical exertion.

Not what Dinosaur Train told me

Not sure if you’re joking but to make safe to eat yogurt, you’ll need to first kill the bad ones by heat, then cool it and once it is barren, you should invite the cool guys in like Lactobacillus bulgaricus, Streptococcus thermophilus, Lactobacillus acidophilus or Bifidobacterium lactis, they’ll need to be kept cosy and warm, and that will give you yogurt.

And Campylobacter, Cryptosporidium, E. coli, Listeria, Brucella, Salmonella… It’s the Macy’s parade equivalent of preventable diseases by UHT and y’all been invited!

On the other hand, unrefrigerated raw milk is a fantastic way of meeting who’s who of the bacterial world.

I kind of hope for a “Night of the Comet” scenario.